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[04 Mar 2010|07:33pm] |
I miss the Muggle telly. My grandma had one in her house when I went over for a visit in the summer and they had all these shows with people fucking each other up and blowing things up into chunks and occasionally, they'd also have those gay ones where they sing and dance and I don't mean to hardcore songs, either.
The funniest ones were the ones though where the Muggles made up all this crap about magic and dragons and stuff. My grandma was so shocked when I told her vampires don't sparkle. Like, the kind of I-can't-believe-that-shit expression that firstie girls give you when you tell them Cedric isn't made up of unicorns and glitter and that he looks like a right mess in the morning when he wakes up.
Hogwarts isn't nearly as exciting. Something needs to be blown up.
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